"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight
*watches cringey movie on the big tv instead of my laptop*
the sexual tension between a 20something year old and having emotional stability
my favorite part about being a 20something year old is thinking i’m emotionally stable and then having an absolute breakdown 2 seconds later
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking
you people cannot be trusted in the war room
“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey
the beautiful game!!!!!!
The crowd once the game concludes:
i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it
the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell
No time to talk, bitch. Get in the shark pile
your friends love you, your brain is just mean